My Gummy Octopus

[........Once upon a time........]

"...that's mine..."

[.........The End.......]

O

O is having a bad cough today. And i that means i have to play all by myself :(

That’s not good... and who’s going to help me get those gummy candy on top the shelf?

This is definitely not good....

Get well soon O...

(cause i’m hungry already..teehee)

This is what i do while they’re sleeping

Hello..?

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I’ll have 2 Meat Lovers, 1 Cheesy Galore, 1 Pepperoni Cheese Fusilli... oh wait, make that two... and dont forget a bucket of Chicken Wings

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Party? What party? I’m not having a party you dumb.. it’s my dinner time!

Measurement

They all say that i am such a fat brown bear.....

Am i really that fat?

Monklet.

I’ve been wondering... if Pooh got piglet as his sidekick, yes, that little pink guy, that will surely be fun to abuse... but as for myself, i got this... troublemaker monkey as a sidekick? Life is so unfair....

This is O, a troublemaker who plays an innocent role. She always bothers me, she already kicked my ass three times today... and took all of my favorite snack that i hid under my pillow. And what i reaaaaallly hate about her, she runs so fast!! That littlle brat.... and each time i finally got her under my foot, i always have to be the one that get caught.. so they punished me, and gave my desserts to O.

Just wait for my revenge O... just wait.... i’ll put you into the dishwasher nyahhahaha *evilbear laugh*

*but sometimes, O could be very usefull, in taking hidden snacks at the higher racks*

Pooh-lease

Well, if Pooh got Robin... i got this ....girl:

..this is her ugly finger, she doesnt want me to put her face in my blog, i think she’ll kill me if i do... well it’s her own loss.. she’ll regret it if i got famous later.. and i know i will XD

I’ve lived with her since she’s still a baby.. but before she was born, i already lived in her house, i used to be her late brother’s buddy... he’s my champ.. what a wonderful guy, it’s too bad that he had to go that fast... *sigh miss him already.. well anyway, after her brother gave me to her, we had been best friends since then. She took care of me very well... even tooooo well! she made me wear a dress for years!! Arggghhhhhh... are you blindd??? I’m a male you stupid girl!.... gees thank good she doesnt have any pictures of me on those nightmare years, i rather lose another nose than showing you all that shamefull years.

She’s just a stupid spoiled brat, who’s been so lonely so her brother had to bring me into her life. She’s the youngest in her all-grown-up family. And she never tells her true feeling to anyone... but eventhough, i still know what’s goin on just by looking at her . I might be the only one who knows.... (psst.. wanna hear some secrets? Just get me tons of chocolates and a-life-time free burgers )

Err.... Hello...?

Finally... i can have something to call my own

(-,-)

After several years, living with a human girl, she finally let me have my own personal blog. I’ve been begging for ages so she can make me a personal account. I’m tired for bugging her to put my stories and pictures into her blogs. From now on.. i want to write my own stories.. my own point of view.. with my own name written all over it, not just a chapter in her pile of blogs. I want people to see me not just as an ordinary stuffed bear....

Wait, did i just say a stuffed bear?

Well....., to be perfectly honest, i am. I’m a cranky 35 years old stuffed bear. [dont bother the cranky, i didnt write it, but she did it.. and i dont know how to erase this thing.. tsk.. stoopid girl.. shoo shoo mind your own blog... this is MINE]

now... where was i? oh yeah.. i’m a brown stuffed bear, and it’s time for the world to know me. I want to be as alive as that noisy red thing called Elmo. I want to be known like Hobbes in ‘Calvin and Hobbes’.. if Pooh Bear has his own TV show, so why shouldn’t I... ? i know i’m better than that yellow phony.. i’m old enough to write a story.. you can tell that by looking at my worn-out arms... man, i cant remember how many stitches there.. and look, i even have lost my nose! Lost a nose! Don’t you get it.. i got plenty of cool wisdoms by losing a nose....

yeah just wait and see...

Look at those cool stitches...

The nose of wisdom

.........errr....... i dont really know how to end a blog, do you know how to? Cause i really have to end this writing now.. typing so many letters makes me hungry...

Ciao

*Dear God, please let a cool producer read this.. so i can have my own show just like Pooh